Oh, Godl! I can't remember when I've laughed so hard! I almost fell off my chair, and I think I did wake the baby up at one point, although she fell right back asleep. Even if I don't get all the Aussie references, it was absolutely brilliant fun. I have to say the second section was the funniest, although there were lots of supremely funny bits. It was just the longest stretch of hilarity in the story. Thanks for brightening my weekend!!!

Hilarious!

Once again that was an awsome story, you should seriously consider writing more!

levotatingT

"Get off me!" the Death Eater yelled as he regained his feet. He reached around his back, trying to grab Harry, but the boy hung on with dogged perseverance.

"Didja see that?" Harry demanded of Ginny. "He's trying to throw me off; this is a wild one!

"Now, don't try this at home, it's really dangerous. I'm going to try and calm him down so that we can capture him without hurting him. Once we get him all tied up, we'll put him in the jeep and take him somewhere he can't hurt anyone."

The Death Eater growled loudly.

"The growl is a warning sign, and if I'm not really careful, he could bite me."

The masked figure thought that was a good idea, and tried to bite Harry's hand.

"Whoa!" Harry gasped as he flung one arm back, holding on with the other. "He nearly got me there."

The had to be the oddest, and yet strangely most satisfying piece of fanfiction I've ever read.  And I mean that in the nicest possible way.  What an excellent idea for a hex.  Well done.  Even in its over the top moments, it didn't try to rationalize them.  Again, well done!  Too funny.

I loved this piece!

But I want you to know, y'all are evil,evil,evil individuals. I won't be able to watch 'Crocodile Dundee' or 'Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter' ever again. I would expect them to hop on thier firebolts and look for the snitch.

Thanks alot for the laughs,

Takon

*rolling around on floor*

HAHAHAHA!!! *wipes away tears* 

"I say, Old Bean!" No matter how hard they try, my friends can not get me to stop calling them Old Bean.  That is just priceless. Humor is the only thing more prominent than randomness/craziness in this, which is absolutely fabulous! Jolly good, really. I say Old bean, it's just grand!

Delani

Right you are, Old Fruit...  

Would you believe I got the "old bean" bit from Heckle and Jeckle? No, neither would I, but it sounds good, doesn't it?

Glad you enjoyed the madness. Who knows, there might be more to come...

Harry tightened his legs around the Death Eater as the masked man writhed. "Blimey! Isn't he a beaut? Look at his thick black cloak and shiny white mask. This species use the masks as part of their mating rituals."

the almost obligatory annoyance that is 'shrimp'

Off to one side, Viktor Krum was yelling something utterly incomprehensible in Bulgarian to devastating effect; just what he was doing to the unfortunate targets of his insults cannot properly be described, even in Bulgarian. Be grateful.

...soon the powerful Dark army was a collection of medium-to-large piles of revolting-looking organic matter around which a number of extremely peculiar animals (some rather wet) wandered and occasionally fought one another as they tried to work out which, if any, of the lumps were edible.