Billo298
Saturday 20th October 2018 22:14 | Madness |
| Awesome story |
Stephanie O
Sunday 15th April 2012 23:36 | Madness |
| Hilarious!!! I was, literally, lol w/ just about every paragraph! I really liked this crazy, taunting, irreverent Harry, and can't wait to see the sequel! |
Frenchie
Sunday 18th September 2011 15:50 | Madness |
| That was funny. |
Prof. McGonagall
Friday 24th June 2011 02:52 | Madness |
| Very cute and fun! Much more like what I was hoping to see in canon for the grand finale! Well done! |
Cirquedufreakfan
Wednesday 2nd February 2011 14:57 | Madness |
| 'He touched My Ginny.' that sounds a little creepy and disturbing! |
Cirquedufreakfan
Thursday 13th January 2011 13:56 | Madness |
| siriusly is this yours? cuz it portraies harry as to much of a githaha |
RIP Voldemort
Wednesday 24th February 2010 15:46 | Madness |
| great story |
potters_love_redheads
Friday 12th February 2010 21:03 | Madness |
| Hysterical! I love it, nice work |
potters_love_redheads
Friday 12th February 2010 20:24 | Madness |
| Hysterical! I love it, nice work |
Dad
Saturday 6th June 2009 11:44 | Madness |
| All this proves is that you can write in any style you want. |
aharkins
Monday 10th November 2008 20:21 | Madness |
| I love the way you write. You always make me laugh. Thank you. |
gymnastgal19
Friday 12th September 2008 17:52 | Madness |
ahhahaha i loved this! this was a really interesting way to dispose of voldiewart...
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arnab
Sunday 30th March 2008 07:00 | Madness |
| very nice.. i've read most of your work.. but this one's special.. |
Hihavaniceda
Wednesday 6th February 2008 04:05 | Madness |
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gymnastgal19
Thursday 11th October 2007 16:03 | Madness |
| lol. I love this story!!! that was an ingenuis plan on harry's part! and then how harry proposed just like that :p |
oliversgal
Monday 30th July 2007 15:32 | Madness |
| I loved it. Really funny ROFL funny. can't wait to read your other one's |
harry_ginnyfan
Friday 8th June 2007 21:14 | Madness |
Great! The way Harry keeps Tom Riddle off balance! It is also funny how he keeps thinking about Ginny's bra size! Great story ! I give it a Golden Snitch award
Cheers! T Fox |
chocoquills
Friday 5th January 2007 12:06 | Madness |
OMG! On the floor...laughing! |
daniel_r_crazy22
Tuesday 1st August 2006 19:49 | Madness |
| That was really good and hilarious! Love it!! |
Novera
Saturday 1st July 2006 00:26 | Madness |
FANTIST,
sorry i cant spell but it was great |
uthamm
Thursday 20th April 2006 14:53 | Madness |
| Very nice. I loved it! |
Gothique Princesse
Sunday 5th March 2006 01:09 | Madness |
| . I like it . |
ridgeback77
Wednesday 31st August 2005 19:39 | Madness |
| That was freaking hilarious. I love the way you portrayed Harry as having lost his mind, taunting Moldywarts like that.
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Videl
Monday 22nd August 2005 12:10 | Madness |
I haven't laughed like this while reading a fanfic before. You have a killer sense of humour.
All the comments about LV.. Haha I am still laughing.
Good job! |
BasketKiwi
Monday 1st August 2005 18:45 | Madness |
| Awesome. Absolutely amazing. I don't know what else to say. Hee-hee. Malfoy in women's undies and Voldemort all pissed-off. Hee-hee. I think I'm going to read it again. Hee-hee. "Are you a B-cup?" |
october2956
Friday 8th July 2005 12:25 | Madness |
What is the sequel title on thebroomcupboard
Oct
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MousieP
Friday 1st July 2005 16:05 | Madness |
I really enjoyed this.
Though after Harry finished Voldemort with the sword the first thing that went through my mind is " There can be only one!"
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fallenhunter
Monday 9th May 2005 21:38 | Madness |
No Super wizard, just mind games to wear him down. VERY
reasonable... and about how I would have written it. Only I would have
had a muggle gun as well. (Marines never play fair, they play for
keeps, Semper Fi).
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sparky40sw
Monday 9th May 2005 11:31 | Madness |
Really a nice work - liked the playing to Harry's strength in stoicism - and that the villain is too stupid to change tactics.
It is amazing to me how many people seem to forget that a bullet or
artillery shell fragment does not care how brave or noble you are - you
are still dead - and a knuckleduster beats bare knuckles every single
time.
great fic - thanks
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Cxjenious
Saturday 7th May 2005 11:52 | Madness |
| Amazing. Simply amazing. |
dancingchild
Tuesday 3rd May 2005 14:23 | Madness |
| it was pretty good, but i like your other ones better. |
Daenin
Saturday 30th April 2005 02:48 | Madness |
| I loved this one. It's concisely written, incredibly descriptive, and fun to read. Harry seems a lot more real.
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shetty
Saturday 23rd April 2005 13:30 | Madness |
bloody brilliant..........
i am always wondering how harry will finally defeat "you-know-who" without gettin any super powers....
this is the best one i have ever read..
keep up the good work.
forever!!! |
sugarhuni
Monday 28th March 2005 13:00 | Madness |
| oh my god i love this its so funny you are a brilliant writer !!! |
MollyW
Tuesday 22nd February 2005 11:57 | Madness |
That was great! I love Harry's sarcasm and
his creative way of defeating Voldemort.
"posturing homosexual Storm Trooper wannebes"
ROTFL! :cheerleader: |
Jedione
Thursday 3rd February 2005 12:53 | Madness |
Great Job Tim!
Very well Done! |
Blue Yeti
Saturday 29th January 2005 17:34 | Madness |
| Brilliant. I was laughing hysterically through most of it. Really a lot of fun, even though I had to wait days till PhoenixSong.net sent me my password. I'm glad I made the wait. |
Mariposa
Saturday 22nd January 2005 17:04 | Madness |
Great story! I love your Harry! all of them!
I just love hearing all that stream of conscience stuff from Harry.
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weasleysrcool
Friday 14th January 2005 06:39 | Madness |
| That was one of the most unique, fun, and incredible stories I've read in a very long time. I really enjoyed it. Thanks. |
the toaster
Wednesday 12th January 2005 07:48 | Madness |
*Laughs her head off*
Oh god, that was hilarious. And cruel. On poor Voldie. |
critmo
Sunday 26th December 2004 07:50 | Madness |
| Weired - really. But I like it.
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Alexandra
Saturday 25th December 2004 23:43 | Madness |
I quite liked this story, and found it very amusing. |
Astrid
Wednesday 22nd December 2004 00:20 | Madness |
| Ha, ha. Sarcastic and dramatic at once. Nice work. |
graup_hagrid
Thursday 2nd December 2004 19:58 | Madness |
Fun little ficlet.
Very few stories try to address the final battle. I enjoyed yours immensely. I liked the Gryffindor sword thing at the end - it looked like a play on COS and the basilisk (well, if Harry can use a sword to kill a basilisk, can't he use in on another snake?).
Thanks for writing it. |
millercommamatt
Monday 22nd November 2004 13:14 | Madness |
edit nothing
this made my laugh out loud... thanks |
amamama
Tuesday 16th November 2004 07:23 | Madness |
By now you should know I love your writing. And even though Harry
doesn't have the super-powers you (thank goodness!) usually give him,
he's not stupid. Quite an intelligent chap, I'd say. With
quite some will-power, too. Being able to take the cruciatus and
not scream, but keep talking casually? That's more than mere
acting.
Fun read.
Amamama
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mary-v
Sunday 3rd October 2004 18:25 | Madness |
Also, the pun with Ginny's breasts, and how Harry desperately wants to know...and the fact that they are getting married, all wonderfull aspects!
~Maria~ |
mary-v
Sunday 3rd October 2004 18:23 | Madness |
This was really very good! A vey funny and happy and cute and oh so magnificetn fic! And I LOE your portrayal fo Harry. A sort of "behind the scenes" of hat he's really thinking, the things JK Rowling wouldnt write in the books--like the Cruciatus, that's most probably what he'd really say. And I'll be sure to check out the sequel at TheBroomCupboard.net I look forward to it!
~Maria~ |
Griffindor Mom
Monday 27th September 2004 00:21 | Madness |
| I don't think that I have done a review yet. I always enjoy your writting. This is actually a review for parts 1 & 2. Do you realize how often you use the word realize in part two? I down loading to my hard drive so I could enjoy more than once and my American spell checker high lighted every one of them. I hope that this is what you like in a review? Other than the total adoration of your fans.
Sue |
Basil M
Friday 24th September 2004 22:22 | Madness |
| This is really great. What an amusing, almost cheerful account of the last battle--just what I'd expect from you. veyr enjoyable. :) |
SueP
Friday 24th September 2004 09:50 | Madness |
| You're fabulous! You know that don't you? You're just absolutely bloody fabulous! |
tkmoore
Saturday 11th September 2004 16:45 | Madness |
and goodness...........I just love this it was drama/humor my two favorites together.
But what's the name of the sequel?????
I just wish more and writers were like you.......they take angst to the nth degree .
I would crack up with that much angst in my life!!!!
Your brilliance shines through once again..........thanks for sharing.
Looking forward to other updates also .
TTFN
Kelly |
ninkenate
Friday 10th September 2004 22:12 | Madness |
| That was awesome! You have such a unique way of writing that can not be matched. It was different from TMW but I think it's good for authors to branch out. Great job. |
DailyProphetReporting
Friday 10th September 2004 02:01 | Madness |
Tim,
You really have a remarkable ability to take any plot and make it lighthearted and fun. Harry's little side comments are witty and creative, and they brilliantly take the edge off a storyline which, by all rights, should have produced an angsty tale.
I think the running commentary works really well throughout. It's just cool that you've got Harry talking about Ginny's ... er ... attributes in one sentence and dodging a potentially deadly curse the next. And, as almost, your Harry does a remarkable job taunting Voldemort.
Even the changes from your usual style -- Harry and Ginny knocking Snape's teeth out? -- work well.
Anyway, this was as enjoyable a read as your work always is!
-KC
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| Friday 10th September 2004 02:01 | Madness (Author Response) |
Tim,
You really have a remarkable ability to take any plot and make it lighthearted and fun. Harry's little side comments are witty and creative, and they brilliantly take the edge off a storyline which, by all rights, should have produced an angsty tale.
Thanks :-) For the first few lines, this was going to be an Angsty fic, but then I decided to lighten it up a little, then got completely into ;-)
I think the running commentary works really well throughout. It's just cool that you've got Harry talking about Ginny's ... er ... attributes in one sentence and dodging a potentially deadly curse the next. And, as almost, your Harry does a remarkable job taunting Voldemort.
That was my intenion, for a change, I wanted to show Harry as a teenage boy, and with something more than just Voldemort to think about - and it was a lot of fun to write, and to come up with the insults. My beta's managed to help out there with some good suggestions when I got a little repetitive.
Even the changes from your usual style -- Harry and Ginny knocking Snape's teeth out? -- work well.
Anyway, this was as enjoyable a read as your work always is!
-KC
Thanks KC |
mandj
Thursday 9th September 2004 16:26 | Madness |
| i always love your harrys, whether they are super powered or normal. they are always so funny. great story, i cant wait to read your sequal! |
dash1p
Thursday 9th September 2004 15:14 | Madness |
This was great. While not in your usual vein, it was still a fantastic piece of work. I am eagerly awaiting all your future works.
Dash |
Lorien__
Thursday 9th September 2004 13:13 | Madness |
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abalee
Thursday 9th September 2004 12:21 | Madness |
| How fun! Not much swearing by American standards, however! I guess I've grown immune -seems harmless to me. |
ChaoticK
Thursday 9th September 2004 08:52 | Madness |
Jeconais - you Rock!
Frickin' Brilliant piece m'dear... Looking forward to the sequel.
Muchas Gracias Amigo! |
Cathy
Thursday 9th September 2004 07:53 | Madness |
*smiles*
I've always wanted to see snape like that...
quite a lovely read!
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tek2001
Thursday 9th September 2004 07:11 | Madness |
WOOOT awesome!! cant wait for the sequal... also, pleas update u other fic "this means war" soon =D
Tek2001 |
Bring and Fly
Thursday 9th September 2004 06:01 | Madness |
Brilliant! Harry actually sounds like a teenage boy. I especially love the part where he goads Tom to kill him.
I had a similar idea but I'll go and tear it up. Yours is so much better. And funnier. Mine's just... fluffy, somehow.
Will check the Cupboard for the sequel too.
Again, brilliant! |
Katieay
Thursday 9th September 2004 04:57 | Madness |
This was brilliant! I think it's my favourite of yours so far... which is odd, cause I'm counting TMW! in there with that. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely adore TMW! and I know you can't really compare the two...
I think you should have an alternative title: The Breasts of Ginny Weasley or something like that
I loved the non-super Harry, he was superbly in character, just a bit off the hinges which is to be expected really.
Good job! It made me chuckle and cringe at the same time (cause of the fighting, not cause it's not any good )
Katie |
Tarkas
Thursday 9th September 2004 03:48 | Madness |
Is this REALLY a Jeconais fic? Oh, I think so... Regardless of the "obvious" signs mentioned below (which aren't all that instantly indicative of Timfic), there are a few pointers -- such as:
No super-powered Harry No, but that's not really what Tim writes; what we have here, and what lies behind the "super-powered" depiction(s) in other stories, is a competent Harry, one who knows what he has to do, decides how to do it and gets on with it, helped -- inspired -- by his friends and by his love for Ginny. That Harry is unstoppable, and so he should be.
Snape a git... Snape is a git! What Tim has done in stories like TMW is to present him as a git who can become something more if he can only let go of his git-ness -- and in particular, his grudges. This time, he couldn't, and so he has to let go of several teeth instead!
And then there's Small, spunky, full of caring, love and passion (and packing a punch that no sane person does not respect ) -- that's Tim's Ginny all over. Okay, so this time, Harry has concentrated on her breasts rather than her legs, but just because a boy spends time admiring one part of a girl does not mean that he can't thoroughly appreciate other bits; he just hasn't mentioned them here! And we know from Harry's reaction to Luna in TMW that he is not adverse to a display of the upper half of a young woman, but I think he'd prefer to keep displays of that sort from his young woman private. So I see no inconsistency here.
And then there's the comedy: who else but the author who gave us the Weasley People and the Spice Professors would come up with Harry "begging" his teachers to "save" him? Not to mention the insults... Brilliant mockery there, and Ol' Snake-eyes didn't have a clue.
All of which is a backhand way of saying that this is yet another excellent story from Tim. Nice going, mate! |
Robert Owen
Thursday 9th September 2004 02:59 | Madness |
Bravo!!!
your bunch of posturing homosexuals Storm Troopers wannabes
A truly classic line that will go down in fandom history!
My compliments on a brilliat piece.
Robert |
plaidphoenix
Thursday 9th September 2004 02:33 | Madness |
| Ok, I'm in awe, that was brilliant. Not much more I can say cause it would take away from the story, so I'll just say it was brilliant. |
XiaoXiao
Thursday 9th September 2004 01:49 | Madness |
| Great stuff! You managed to make me laugh, but keep me tense about the outcome of the fight. "Are you really a B-cup?" as dying words = hilarious! |
arios
Thursday 9th September 2004 01:02 | Madness |
| I love cocky You write him so well! |
pixiellie
Thursday 9th September 2004 00:48 | Madness |
To the incomparable Tim,
Full day of classes, millions of pages to read, and it is after midnight local. I realize you have just posted. A good girl would study and sleep. So . .
I absolutely loved this story. From the first sentence declaring Harry’s emotional state to his deliciously detailed plans to enjoy his life-you keeped my engrossed. This is my first foray into an R, and it seems fitting that it’s one of yours.
First, the rhythm of Harry’s inner monologue was charming- people under stress or in intense situations often notice odd things, and your Harry is no exception. The running commentary of the Deatheaters stupidity, not to mention some interesting sexual predilections made me laugh. The first person also kept me in the immediacy of the scene, even during his tangents.
The best part of the stream of consciousness was, of course, Harry’s thoughts and feelings about Ginny. Any boy who sends that much time evaluating a single pair of breasts deserves to get his girl. This is your most earthy (I guess that’s the word I’m looking for.) Harry in any of your stories I think. It’s a nice contrast to his more gentle, if loving portrayal. He’s not actually a bad boy, but he could be a LITTLE bad given the right incentive. And that’s a pretty fun deal for Ginny.
You also give me a touching, sweet little thought when Harry thinks
“Ginny's fighting near me. I can always tell when she's near. It's like a sixth sense. A Ginny sense. It's probably just a combination of how she moves and how she smells that attracts my attention.
Ginny. I'm in love with her, you know.”
Such a simple declaration of something that meant so much to him, and that he had to fight so hard against. That it came quickly in the story surprised me as well. Authors usually make a reader wait for such a big emotional payoff. You certainly made sure I was hooked within moments. Loved Harry trying to think of how much snogging he can work in between food, kids and other life essentials.
I hate that Dumbledore encouraged this distance between them. Reading between the lines, I assume Ginny kept single because of how she felt about Harry. All that time wasted.
I laughed at Harry’s observations of the Order and Aurors. It drives me crazy that they’re never where they’re needed as well. Can’t they apparate or portkey at least near the fighting in an instant? Do kids have to do everything?! Grin. I also like Harry’s bitter edge against Dumbledore. He did leave Harry in an abusive house, and only went after him because of the prophesy. This has always bothered me a little.
Harry’s plan was a shock to me. Mental and psychological warfare is not what I expected here. Your take on the character usually has him learning or growing into enough power to best Voldemort in a physical sense. Intriguing idea of pain being +blocked+ by resistance therapy. Poignant concept of Harry’s life as just training in pain management.
You do a good job creating visceral images of the hand to hand fight between Harry and Riddle. As well as the shot that got Snape’s teeth. (My poor baby)
Excellent commentary on the Deatheaters’ mentality. Whenever an army is overly controlled and fear reprisals from on high, they tend not to take the initiative Nice to see the slytherin figure things out first.
Satisfying deaths for both Voldemort and Wormtail. Both Harry’s parents and Sirius are avenged.
You gave me a split second of horror that Harry would die, but I underestimated the resurrective powers of actually getting to see Ginny’s breasts. Thank God he’s a teenaged boy. Giggle. I love Harry’s idea of a celebration: the woman he loves, licquer, a locking room that provides for all your needs and massage oil. Yum. I would just add chocolate, but, hey, he’s still learning. I bet Dobby will bring it.
Fantastic ending- Harry actually gets his life back, and plans to have some fun with his girl. Naming her freckles and learning all the really ‘cool’ stuff is what he deserves. (Although I bet Ginny’s last year in potions won’t be fun after that haymaker she threw. *And this is the THIRD story of yours where Ginny throws a punch! Hee Hee. )
All in all, a very fun read- I laughed and cheered. I just wish I could have gotten a hero’s kiss at the end. Great Job. ellie
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twins-rule
Thursday 9th September 2004 00:30 | Madness |
Yeah Snape is a git!
Hey, small pleasures man, I take where I can get it.
Great story. |
Arnel
Thursday 9th September 2004 00:28 | Madness |
I love how Harry's seventeen-year-old mind works when it comes to the girl he loves. His plan was ingenious and had me going for a moment. I'm glad it worked.
I'm off the TheBroomCupboard for a little more reading...after I get myself a glass of red wine and crank up the mood music!
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Kelleypen
Wednesday 8th September 2004 23:54 | Madness |
| You know, despite it being irreverent and cheeky, this could work. Most of what I've seen in fandom about the final battle just doesn't work for me and I've wondered how JKR will do it. This one is a possibility. Do you have an LJ link to the sequel or can you send it to me? I'm well over 17--but I'd rather not register as a member of a 17 and older only site. Anyway, well done. And it's been fun playing at the three word story. |
ryusongoku
Wednesday 8th September 2004 23:48 | Madness |
| That was the greatest story I have ever read... You sir are a writing genius... That, in the words of Ron Weasley, "was bloody brillient!" Can't wait for the sequel!! |
Kinsfire
Wednesday 8th September 2004 23:32 | Madness |
I have only one thing to say to you after reading this:
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
The wait for your stories is ALWAYS worth it. |
Josh Maxwell
Wednesday 8th September 2004 23:16 | Madness |
| OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! Awesome, hilarious, laugh my ass off funny, and if I had a dictionary I would look up more words to describe this humorus piece of art. You should be dubbed the humor god of H/G works . I can't wait to read the sequel . |
bluhorse
Wednesday 8th September 2004 22:57 | Madness |
| YEAAAAHHHH!!!!! That was great. Everything I've come to expect from Tim and more. So you went a different direction, good for you. We all get stuck in a rut, and I must admit, we leg men need a diversion once in a while. Love Harry as Jet Li. Abso-frickin-lutely great. |
Rhymes With Orange
Wednesday 8th September 2004 22:51 | Madness |
You, sir, are an f-ing genius. Barking mad, but a genius nonetheless.
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p0tterfan
Wednesday 8th September 2004 22:47 | Madness |
| Yet another good story by Jeconais. You rule man! And out with that sequel already ... teasing us with the sequel in a footnote ... tsk tsk. |
post scriptum
Wednesday 8th September 2004 22:27 | Madness |
...
That was fantastic!! I´m gonna die of laughther.. As someone said, brilliant.. But please, put it on FF so i can save it..
nice one .. See ya.. |
BabyRuth
Wednesday 8th September 2004 22:10 | Madness |
| I really like this! I've read a number of fics from Harry's first person perspective and this is one of the best. Simply marvelous! |
Rutzy
Wednesday 8th September 2004 21:25 | Madness |
totally hysterically funny'n'cool great action sequence and ingenious way of figuring cup sizes: hours after hours of unadultered chest observance
you know exactly it's up for best of something... |
roberta26
Wednesday 8th September 2004 21:20 | Madness |
| Terrfic! , as usual! |
hpiknut
Wednesday 8th September 2004 21:12 | Madness |
That was too funny! I loved it! |
takon65
Wednesday 8th September 2004 21:03 | Madness |
YOU ROCK! I really enjoyed this story. The humor made me laugh when I really needed it. I can't wait to see more of the like of this one.
All I can say is hurry with any and all updates |
Lochar
Wednesday 8th September 2004 20:59 | Madness |
Tim, you do realize you are utterly nuts right?
It's better than your reponse to Cherle though. LOL
Fun little story, and I will want a direct link to the sequel. *grin* |
Lestat
Wednesday 8th September 2004 20:49 | Madness |
| Some of this reminds me of Buffy the Vampire slayer taunting her soon-to-be-dead demon's shes about to kill. It was quite funny even if the characters are very unbelieveable... but then that wasnt the point was it? |
Elsielann
Wednesday 8th September 2004 20:41 | Madness |
| Bravo, dear! Marvelous first person presentation. Perfectly snarky dialog. Absolutely charming. Can't wait to read Insanity! |
Melindaleo
Wednesday 8th September 2004 20:21 | Madness |
| Grin! This was a hoot! Harry was hysterical and what a delightful ending to the Big Bad Loser. Loved it. I want more. |
Severus' Wife
Wednesday 8th September 2004 20:12 | Madness |
Dear *GOD* that was hysterical... I was laughing so hard, my husband closed the door to my office.
...some people. Hrmph. |
NightBird
Wednesday 8th September 2004 20:03 | Madness |
| Nice story, as is normal from you. I look forward to anything else you feel like putting up. |
Haeton
Wednesday 8th September 2004 19:59 | Madness |
| That was a very cool, and just plain fun story. |
Lorelei Lynn
Wednesday 8th September 2004 19:21 | Madness |
| This story was sick and funny and twisted all at the same time, and I mean that as a compliment. Plus, having Harry use Godric's sword could really end up happening. Good job! |
z26
Wednesday 8th September 2004 19:07 | Madness |
Wonderful story. I never read a story about killing voldermort that also included a Harry that had normal teenage-boy feelings. That is what I love about this story.
Thanks for writing! |
Jaquelyne
Wednesday 8th September 2004 19:05 | Madness |
God will Insanity be edited for PS... . I love the finished product. It's fabulous darling.
~J~ |
malaleen
Wednesday 8th September 2004 18:44 | Madness |
Jeconais,
This fic was so fun to read. I really liked how you basically had Harry beat and taunt Voldemort to death. And reading about Harry's obsession with Ginny's breasts was very amusing. I look forward to reading the sequel. |
Ima Quidditch Fan
Wednesday 8th September 2004 18:19 | Madness |
| lol. This is so cool! |
