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Author: Kelleypen Story: You're so Vain, as sung by Ginny Weasley Rating: Everyone Setting: Pre-HBP Status: Completed Reviews: 10 Words: 366 (as sung by Ginny Weasley of the LJ Wizarding Band Kate Kinsel and the Fellytones) Lyrics by Kelleypen, tune by Carole King. Apologies to Carly Simon, thanks to my beta--Antonia East, and my thanks for the inspiration--FellytoneK8 and Sannali. You walked into the dungeon like you were walking onto the pitch. Your hat strategically dipped below one eye, Your scarf was green but it itched. You had one hand on your wand shaft as you paraded yourself on by, And all the Gryffs feared that they'd be your partner, They'd be your partner, and . . . You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you. You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you. Don't you? Don't you? You're father served Tom several years ago when you were still quite naïve. He promised he'd raise you to be one of Them, and that you would never leave. But he drove away the things you loved--for power and lust and greed. Trelawney had dreams there were terrors in your teacup, terrors in your teacup and . . . You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you. You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you. Don't you? Don't you? ..... Well, I heard "Daddy" bought brooms for Slytherin team, so your assured place was won. Then you flew your Nimbus to catch the Snitch, but were blinded by the sun. Well, you're where you shouldn't be most of the time, And while you're there you plot some overthrow of all the Muggle-borns and half-bloods, Muggle-borns and half-bloods and . . . You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you. You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you. Don't you? Don't you? Now you sit in Azkaban, your reward as a faithful son. Potter's won the war at last; Your work as a Death Eater's done. You did the things your daddy taught, but now he's gone and all that is left is just nightmares and vapors nightmares and vapors and . . . You're so vain, you probably think the song is about you . . .
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