This in from danradcliffe.com

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Dan: ...he falls a lot, exactly. But on the fourth film he does actually get some because on the fourth film, he gets beaten up by a dragon - we've already done this bit actually - but basically, the dragon in the first task, the tail cuts into his shoulder and he gets - the scars are AWESOME! - and I get one there, one there, one there (points to places on his left shoulder) and two on my back as well and it looks amazing.

Well, that piques my interest. Although the crazy fangirls still don't know for sure about what version of the prefect's bath we're going to get, rest assured that there'll be some lovely scar and shoulder action.

*blinks*

Nope. Not going to say a thing. Backing away slowly.

~Kari

Oh dear.

So far I've managed to abstain from having impure thoughts about Daniel, who isn't quite young enough to be my son, but could be my significantly younger brother.

I have a feeling that if I keep up with this thread, I'm just going to have to give in and admit I'm a dirty old lady.

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

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Oh dear. So far I've managed to abstain from having impure thoughts about Daniel, who isn't quite young enough to be my son, but could be my significantly younger brother. I have a feeling that if I keep up with this thread, I'm just going to have to give in and admit I'm a dirty old lady. I'm going to hell, aren't I?

*scooting over on the bench* Join me on the bench of shame, Penny...

*sits down sheepishly next to tags*

At least I'm not alone.

*feels slightly better*

(You guys have the coolest smilies ever... but where's the Ginny one?)

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(You guys have the coolest smilies ever... but where's the Ginny one?)

*slaps herself in the head* I knew I'd forgotten something...will work on it tonight...

QUOTE (tags @ Jul 14 2004, 06:35 PM)

QUOTE Oh dear. So far I've managed to abstain from having impure thoughts about Daniel, who isn't quite young enough to be my son, but could be my significantly younger brother. I have a feeling that if I keep up with this thread, I'm just going to have to give in and admit I'm a dirty old lady. I'm going to hell, aren't I? *scooting over on the bench* Join me on the bench of shame, Penny...

Bench?

I think we're gonna need something more along the lines of an arena before it's over.

Oh, and lots of these:



~Kari

As Dan is only young enough to be my brother, but still young enough to be completely forbiddan to me, I would also like to join the "Going to Hell and Dan Radcliffe is Driving" bus.

*hops on*

God. My mouth has actually gone dry at the thought of seeing Daniel Radcliffe's shoulder.

Gah.

Gaaaaaaaah.

*incoherent mumbling*

~Tosca
Bad, evil, naughty Zoot! Er...

*passing out sackcloth and ashes*

Alright. So it's not illegal for me yet... but come January, it will be. Can I buy an advanced ticket? Reserve a seat on the bench? I'll share my Dan R. wallpaper...

*whimper*

I hadn't even thought about the bath scene. Oh please, oh please...

*taping Pooca's mouth shut and fervently thinking about Hugh Jackman*

You ladies are so silly. I mean, he's just a little guy. Whatever happened to Sirius ogling? And there's always Orlando, and Mr. Depp to dream about, right?

All we need now is 'The Chi Chi" to join the discussion and you'll have a whole load of dirty thoughts for sure.

Well, ladies...

We might as well let the countdown begin-

As of today, we have 24 months and 9 days until he ceases to be jailbait...

...and all hell breaks loose.



~Kari

Budge over ladies. I'm coming too.

And Mr Intel? I'm quite sure we don't need Chi's help with the dirty thoughts (although she's certainly welcome to join in if she wishes).

And who says that we have to limit ourselves to olgling just one guy?

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You ladies are so silly.

Yeah, we're silly alright...but I'd be willing to bet that if some crazed lunatic ever hurts a hair on Dan's head any one of us would will hunt them down, skin them alive and stake them over a fireant hill. Because you just don't mess with our Dan.

QUOTE (Tosca @ Jul 14 2004, 07:17 PM)

Bad, evil, naughty Zoot! Er...

Aha! Tosca, you're on the right track with that one...Castle Anthrax! That's what we need! A place to sequester ourselves and suffer together...

...oh wait...

...don't punishments there involve being tied down and spanked by the male in question; and then after the spanking...?

Yeah...never mind...throw that whole idea out.

OMG! I just made it worse, didn't I!?!?
SORRY!!!


~Kari

Say, er...is it wrong for a 19-year-old (well, 20 in September) to have an...(ahem) interest...in a 15-year-old? I'm asking for a, er, friend. Yeah, that's it, friend.

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I hadn't even thought about the bath scene. Oh please, oh please...

Oh my. I think I need a cold, cold shower. Excuse me...
Rose MacShane, who will probably be doing penance until the movie comes out

Rose - I believe it is perfectly acceptable! I'm 19 (20 in April) and have finally decided to give myself completely over to the lust It's been a hard battle trying to keep the inner fangirl in.

And I'm going to England next year for school . . .

Besides, 19 and 15 is only a 4 year difference. When we're 26, he'll be 22; we're 30, he's 26; we're 37, he's 33 . . . get my meaning? 4 years is nothing down the road

And isn't 15 legal age in England? Since that's his home country, I think we should instigate the legality of our lust to his home turf.


(Now the sensible!Emily will takeover and shame pedophile!Emily, because this is the most fangirlish post she's ever written! )

I have a feeling that this here bench is going to have to be really long to fit everyone.

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Yeah, we're silly alright...but I'd be willing to bet that if some crazed lunatic ever hurts a hair on Dan's head any one of us would will hunt them down, skin them alive and stake them over a fireant hill. Because you just don't mess with our Dan.

You are absolutely right.



Annika

Thanks, Genevieve. I feel better now.

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And I'm going to England next year for school . . .

Mind if I come with?
Rose MacShane

I haven't had any impure thoughts about Dan yet...and I seem to be the only one who's posted so far who's not far off from his age. He's fifteen or so, right? Fifteen in November, right here.

QUOTE (Kari @ Jul 14 2004, 09:35 PM)

QUOTE (Tosca @ Jul 14 2004, 07:17 PM) Bad, evil, naughty Zoot! Er... Aha! Tosca, you're on the right track with that one...Castle Anthrax! That's what we need! A place to sequester ourselves and suffer together... ...oh wait... ...don't punishments there involve being tied down and spanked by the male in question; and then after the spanking...?

That would be the point, Kari.

*smacks self*

Oh my god, I didn't just say that.

Age of consent in England is 16.

NO! BAD TOSCA!



This is so bad. I'm going straight to hell.

Then why do I feel so good?

~Tosca
Send postcards to the big red firepit under the earth!

16, eh? Just imagine how gorgeous Dan will be in a year's time...


Say Tosca, wanna be seatmates an the bus to hell?
Rose MacShane (we really need another smacking smilie...)

*reads posts from vacation in Missouri*

*drinks half a bottle of Coke to dampen dry mouth*

*sits down on the bench*

Okay, ladies... we're on the road to hell. But at least we're carpooling!

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Mr.Intel said: You ladies are so silly.    I mean, he's just a little guy.  Whatever happened to Sirius ogling?  And there's always Orlando, and Mr. Depp to dream about, right? All we need now is 'The Chi Chi" to join the discussion and you'll have a whole load of dirty thoughts for sure.

M'dear... you just don't *understand*!! In order for me to ogle Sirius, they'd have had to have Viggo in the role Or at least... someone else. Nothing against Gary Oldman -- he did a fine job -- but he's just not someone I'd ogle.

Orlando and Mr. Depp are also ogle-worthy... and although Dan is only a few months older than my daughter ( ) ... I do have to say that for a kid his age, he's drop-dead gorgeous (Ok, we also need a "drooling" Icon here...)

~Sherry

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Okay, ladies... we're on the road to hell. But at least we're carpooling!

You're right. Pollution is bad, and we want to prevent all the smoke we can, for as long as we can!

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M'dear... you just don't *understand*!!  In order for me to ogle Sirius, they'd have had to have Viggo in the role  Or at least... someone else.  Nothing against Gary Oldman -- he did a fine job -- but he's just not someone I'd ogle.

This may be OT--but hear, hear!

Does this meen we'll be getting topless Hermione shots as well?

T.

QUOTE (Jeconais @ Jul 15 2004, 04:17 AM)

Does this meen we'll be getting topless Hermione shots as well? T.

Well...I don't remember any topless Hermione in GoF, but hey, you never know...new director...

And I'm right on that bench --or bus or whatever we have now-- with you all...

Sigh...

Susan

QUOTE (Jeconais @ Jul 15 2004, 01:17 AM)

Does this meen we'll be getting topless Hermione shots as well? T.

There is that wet T-shirt contest following the 2nd task...

MM

QUOTE (Jeconais @ Jul 15 2004, 01:17 AM)

Does this meen we'll be getting topless Hermione shots as well? T.

You know... I was going to say something like this, but Hermione isn't my cup of tea. Ginny on the other hand... I'm particular about redheads, being married to one and all. Where the is the Ginny icon! Tags!

Since we're talking about actors, though, I'd have to say Emma's quite cute. As is Bonnie. But they're just so YOUNG. I mean, Emma's been dressing like a sixteen-year-old, with the makeup and sleezy dresses, but it's simply too much. Bonnie's much more circumspect about her dress and I appreciate that. And she's at least eighteen years younger than me, so there's no lusting there.

Since we're in full fantasy mode however, the 'real' Ginny would be 23 right about now. A little young, but certainly in my ballpark. Assuming of course that Harry met his demise and was unavailable as a suitor.

She's not really mine either, Michael, but I just felt that we needed a male presence in this thread. That and I wanted to point out the double-standard that it's alright for a boy to be depicted like this, but not a girl.

In real life, Ginny would be the same age as my wife - so no worries there for me :-)

As for the Ginny icon, have patience, Chele and I are working on it. If you'd been up earlier, you'd have seen one on here for a few minutes, before I took it down for further modification :-)

Tim

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She's not really mine either, Michael, but I just felt that we needed a male presence in this thread. That and I wanted to point out the double-standard that it's alright for a boy to be depicted like this, but not a girl.

You're absolutely right about that, Tim... although, I do believe there are plenty of double-standards that swing the other way, so to speak (), so maybe as long as we keep 'em even, we're ok I'm kidding -- in general, I hate double-standards. But I'm betting that when they do the "dolled up Hermione" for the Yule Brawl... er, Ball... we'll have a good number of people chiming in about how wonderful Emma looks

~Sherry

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As for the Ginny icon, have patience, Chele and I are working on it. If you'd been up earlier, you'd have seen one on here for a few minutes, before I took it down for further modification :-)

*curtseys to the nice man* Thank you, Tim...impatient lot, aren't they? At least we got Harry's pic with black hair now...yeesh!

QUOTE (Jeconais @ Jul 15 2004, 12:54 PM)

That and I wanted to point out the double-standard that it's alright for a boy to be depicted like this, but not a girl.

For what it's worth, I realized when I made my admission about Daniel that I was forfeiting my right to ever again complain about dirty old men.

Oh I am so going to hell.

*loves the Harry icon*

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She's not really mine either, Michael, but I just felt that we needed a male presence in this thread. That and I wanted to point out the double-standard that it's alright for a boy to be depicted like this, but not a girl.

True 'dat. Although I do think that, with this thread, you've been given carte blanche to wax lustful...and join us on the bus! : )

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For what it's worth, I realized when I made my admission about Daniel that I was forfeiting my right to ever again complain about dirty old men.

I know. That thought occured to me last night. My annoying little voice of reason started piping up with "Now, how would you feel if the guys on the board started talking that way about Emma Watson?" Having a conscience is no fun sometimes...
Rose MacShane

QUOTE (Rose_MacShane @ Jul 15 2004, 04:15 AM)

16, eh? Just imagine how gorgeous Dan will be in a year's time... Say Tosca, wanna be seatmates an the bus to hell? Rose MacShane (we really need another smacking smilie...)

*hops next to Rose*

Oh yes.

*waits patiently for her movie poster*

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M'dear... you just don't *understand*!!  In order for me to ogle Sirius, they'd have had to have Viggo in the role  Or at least... someone else.  Nothing against Gary Oldman -- he did a fine job -- but he's just not someone I'd ogle.

AMEN! Viggo as Sirius... Man, that was my fantasy until I saw Dan looking so hot in the movie poster and everywhere else...

Em's Intellectual Thought of the Day:

Men will always think that girls are attractive. Women will always think that there are some young men that make their mouths go dry. I find it's a moot point to argue whether men are bad for ogling younger girls when women do the same thing. I think it's just we never hear much about the women ogling because... Well, I don't know. Unfairity in life.

Now, after my intelligent thought of the day, let me get back to what's important.

*ogles Dan*

~Tosca
Looking for the best angle for her movie poster in her room so she can see Dan all the time

Skootch over ladies, I need to join the bench of bad thoughts.

I saw a picture of Dan's arms the other day. My mouth went immediately dry and my jaw dropped. I literally stared at the screen of my computer for a full minute before being able to remind myself of his age.

Is it wrong to be looking forward to the prefect's bath scene and naked!Dan? If they keep it in... Oh! No! Um, of course they'll keep it in, right. Movies always keep in the scantily clad scenes to get bums in the seats... right?

I am going straight to hell...

*ordering a quadruple-decker bus* You just had to mention the arms, didn't you, Tari.

*stapling Hugh Jackman pictures to the inside of her eyeballs*

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*stapling Hugh Jackman pictures to the inside of her eyeballs*

That sounds really, really painful, Chele. Let me know if it's effective. I, personally, am refraining from contributing to this thread because I live in the Bible belt and I think this kind of thing is illegal in my state and if anyone actually catches me ogling, then I may have to find my own goatee and join Jo in hiding in Bolivia, where I shall torture her mercilessly for pages from book 6.

Or...

I could toss in a bit of Rupert love, just to balance things out.


No prefect bath scenes for him in GoF. But....Quidditch robes in OotP?

And by then, he'll be well past legal, so I won't feel like such a perv. We just won't discuss how old I'll be.

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That sounds really, really painful, Chele.

To paraphrase your darling Ron from Film!PoA, “They might have to chop them off…”

Sorry…couldn’t resist…

A well-loved, but very wicked friend sent this along to me recently...

Our boarding pass for the quadruple-decker bus to hell.

I am truly, deeply sorry - in my own twisted way,

~Kari

As I see that Chele is also browsing this forum, I believe I'll leave it to her to say her famous phrase ....

But DANG!!! As long as we'll all be roasting... who's bringing marshmallows?

~Sherry

*attempts to refrain from clicking on the link…fails miserably* Er…um…*bibble*

*picks jaw up off floor* You are a very mean person.

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As I see that Chele is also browsing this forum, I believe I'll leave it to her to say her famous phrase ....

Uh oh...er...what phrase would that be? *blinks innocently*

Good. Freaking. Lord.

*G*

~Sherry

QUOTE (Kari @ Jul 15 2004, 05:17 PM)

A well-loved, but very wicked friend sent this along to me recently... Our boarding pass for the quadruple-decker bus to hell. I am truly, deeply sorry - in my own twisted way, ~Kari

Had to send that along, didn't ya?!?

And Sherry...I'm good for marshmallows...who's bringing hot dogs?!?

Susan...who will roast with ya all!

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Good. Freaking. Lord.

*slaps herself in the head* Of course...

Good. Freaking. Lord!

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And Sherry...I'm good for marshmallows...who's bringing hot dogs?!? Susan...who will roast with ya all!

LOL Sounds good, Susan... we'll have smores and all soon

But I DO have to say... ya see, you could have just said "Y'ALL" and saved yourself the extra effort in typing

~Sherry

QUOTE (tags @ Jul 15 2004, 09:39 PM)

QUOTE Good. Freaking. Lord. *slaps herself in the head* Of course... Good. Freaking. Lord!

Amen.

*blinks*

Is it legal to publish pictures like that on the net? I mean... Gah.

*babbling*

If we're all this insane when he's fully clothed, just imagine when we see in a tub. With bubbles. And no clothes.



Lord almighty, what am I doing to myself?

~Tosca
*saves pic to desktop to savor leg-spread goodness*