I have decided to name my Penguin Mafia which until recently was the Penguin Army. I'm still giving them liquor/military names. Examples are General Smirnoff and Captain Morgan. Anyone have any ideas? It's a bit of a long story...

Open positions are:
Lieutenant General
Major General
Brigadier General
Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
Major
First Lieutenant
Second Lieutenant

The Russian Penguin Mafia Boss and Official Keeper of the Knickers,

ET/LP

Well, how about the ones I told you about in the chat room?

You shall bow down to me and my Mafia!

I'll probably have some for you by the time I've written you into my DoDU fic, unless you can give me an update?

Major Mudslide
Colonel Coors
or Colonel Kahlua
First Lieutenant Liquer
Second Lieutenant Long Island Ice Tea
Lieutenant Colonel Schnapps
Lieutenant General Goldschlager
Major General Jose Cuervo
Brigadier General Tequila

... Those are all the ones I can think of, lol. Hope that helps!

-Lina

Ha! Don't forget Colonel Bailey, starring MOI!

New names will not be neccesary unless you have new titles for them. Full list coming.

The Penguin Mafia Bartenders are being adopted out. ~name means that a penguin is taken by that person. Obviously. Blue=taken, red=free. The full list:

General Smirnoff~Lady Padfoot
Lieutenant General Absolut
Major General Cointreau
Brigadier General Yellow Tail~Dancinginmagic
Colonel Bailey~Kamalia
Lieutenant Colonel Lightning~Belongs to the Cacophony
Major Mudslide~Lina
Captain Morgan
First Leiutenant Cuervo~Sassenach
Second Lieutenant Tanqueray

And thats the list.

I'll adopt Absolut! Or Morgan! (If I'm allowed!)

Ari

Go ahead and take Morgan, Jake adopted Absolut.

*Please include a line in your siggy*

Oooookay. I'll take Tanqueray unless Cointreau is up for grabs.

[chant] I got Morgan! I got Morgan! I got Morgan![/chant]

Thanks , LP! Sig updated!

Ari

Yay!

is there any left?

I need a more interesting signature...

(where did this penguin thing come from?)

Major General Cointreau and Second Lieutenant Tanqueray are unadopted.

The penguin thing came from some comment about my siggy. and then it came to be that Sirius gave me a bunch of penguins. Thus The Mafia was born.

Hey! I want one of the remaining two. Pleaseeeee?? Let me know. I'll take good care of my bartender.

Since pella asked first, she gets first choice. But you can have one, I just request a line in your siggy dedicated to your penguin or The Mafia.

Aww thanks!

Could I please have Cointreau? (I haven't heard of Tanqueray!)

I'll add him in my siggy as soon as you say he's mine!

Yup Cointreau for pella, and Tanqueray fro cryslin. Tanqueray is a type of gin.

Yeay!!!! I got the gin guy! The perfect gimlet, the greatest gin martini...sigh...

oh good, I'm glad we're both happy!

And all the penguins have homes now!

Our apologies:

The Penguin Mafia was never intended to be an inside joke, or to create a penguin clique. Lady Padfoot just wanted to have some fun with her penguins giving us drinks in Cacophony. We apologise to members who felt left out by references to it.

Next submissions, we hope to publish a three chapter collective work fully explaining the Penguin Mafia. We hope a reference to a fanfiction will not be considered an inside joke. This fanfiction is known as The Great Fic Exchange, hence our signatures.

Now that I've explained, and promised you a funny story, once again, we apologise.