The famous Marauders will never be split up, right? Wrong! What happens when a certain redheaded, green-eyed prefect messes up everything for the famous four, and how will poor Jamesy boy feel when she turns him down? Let Kelly Clarkson's "Miss Independent" explain, or should we say "Mister Marauder"?
Mister marauder, Mister so clever, Mister never better.
Black's not afraid. Stay outta James' way. Don't let a woman interfere, no no.
They prank on their own, Even when grown. Never let a woman use that kind of tone.
So keeping their plans protected, But poor Potter was rejected. Little Miss Evans felt it. Said, "No, you senseless prat!"
What is this feeling taking over? They swore off girls, but oh, that's no more! Surprise, it's here, Lily, my dear. Potter, poor Prongs, is now dependent On that sweet girl who said what she meant. Goodbye, old friend, our pranks will end.
Marauders are smart. Potter's a main part. But if he wants to chase that girl, it's gonna be hard.
So he sat and waited, But then he wound up jaded. And so this mister took it out on poor Snape.
Trouble came in Snape's direction, But it was discovered through her detection. She stood up for him; she was perfection. She helped Snape out.
What is this feeling taking over? They swore off girls, but oh, that's no more! Surprise, it's here, Lily, my dear. Potter, poor Prongs, is now dependent On that sweet girl who said what she meant. Potter, turned down, sat on the ground.
When little Miss Prefect stalked away, No time for jerks that prank all day. James looked in the mirror and thought today, "What did I do to make her not stay?" It'll take some time for her to see, That she and James are meant to be. But until he lowers his esteem, Marauders must not be mean!
What is this feeling taking over? They swore off girls, but oh, that's no more! Surprise, it's here, Lily, my dear. Potter, poor Prongs, is now dependent On that sweet girl who said what she meant. Goodbye, old friend, our pranks will end.
Mister Marauder
A/N Thanks to infinity and beyond to Annika, my PS beta! Thanks also to my first and favorite betas, Lauren and Kasia! Thanks also to whoever is reading this, because I can't believe anyone is reading what I wrote, so thanks!!! Enjoy and Review!