Disclaimer: Once there was a madam Rowling, who had a great day bowling, then while she was strolling, I stole her idea. (The same happened to Kid Rock).
This is sung to "Picture" by Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow. Ron and Hermione know they're meant to be together, but neither have the guts to say it; can simple little notes and letters help them recognize true love?
(Ron) Livin' my life feeling so torn. Different girl every night in my house dorm. I ain't played Quidditch in three damn days! Been fuelin' up on pasties and butterbeer. Wish I had a smart girl right here. Merlin, I wonder will I ever change my ways?
I put your note cards away, Shouted and fought today. I can't yell at you while I'm reading your sweet notes. I put your note cards away, Shouted and fought today. I can't yell at you while I'm reading your sweet notes. Oooooooo
(Hermione) I studied with you in the common room. I'll tell you those three words pretty soon. But your halfhearted smile tells me you don't feel that way. I've been waitin' on you for a long time. Fueling up on whizbees isn't a crime. I haven't taught you charms in three whole days.
I put your letters away, 'Cause we're not talkin' today. I can't yell at you while I'm reading your sweet letters! I put your letters away, 'Cause we're not talking today. I can't yell at you while I'm reading your sweet letters.
(Hermione) I saw you yesterday in dumb Potions. (Ron) My feelings for you are an ocean. (Both) When you're not here, my world is dark and gray.
(Ron) You reminded me of charms exams. (Hermione) I loved it when you held my hand. I was headin' to study, (Ron) I was off to the butterbeer stand!
(Both) We've thought about this for a long time. (Hermione) You've got the heart; I've got the mind. (Both) No one understands why we're hiding things this way. I found your papers today, I swear I'll change my ways.
(Ron) I won' be prat, (Hermione) I'll put my books down.
(Both) I found your papers today, I swear I'll change my ways. (Ron) I won't be prat, (Hermione) I'll put my books down. (Both) I just wrote to say I love you, come back around.
A/N: This was actually the second parody I've ever written, and when a recent reviewer requested Ship filks, I thought "Hey, why not? I'll put this one up then!" So here it is. And following that request, my H/G will be next. Thanks to Annika, and of course to Kasia, and Lauren (you both are great fun!).